Oof, okay, so I never have cool creative ideas, we're just going to have to see what I end up coming up with. May the odds be in all of our favor!
I had a GeoCities site SOOOO very long ago, I can no longer tell you anything about it. Except that CSS wasn't being used yet and people were doing WILD things with just HTML (because you can do inline styles in HTML and it's not a best practice but it's fine).
